World's Best Natural Deodorant

de•odor•me

You don't stink! When you think you do, it's not you. It's your bacteria. Unlike any other deodorant, deodorme uses nature's ways to to keep the bacteria in check without killing everything it touches - which is you, your armpits, and your bacteria.

A lot of people say the information on this site is too difficult for American sixth-graders to understand. Tragically many sixth-graders are going through puberty and already stink. If you are a sixth-grader or an impatient stinky adult, you may follow this link for a quicker look at the World’s Best Natural Deodorant.

How it works

de•odor•me gently controls the appetite of the trillions of bacteria that inhabit your body.

Killing them is the last thing you want to do. Just don’t let them eat enough to make you stink.

Armpits are the major source of body odor.

We have products for other stinky places too, but Original de•odor•meTM is specifically formulated for the number ONE offending body part.

According to Wikipedia, “In humans, the formation of body odor happens mostly in the armpit.”   We have conducted our own studies with Maya, our mascot Doberman, and she confirms that armpits are the worst.  

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Why choose us

All of our products are tested by Maya

This is Maya. She is our mascot and inspiration. She inspires us because her excellent nose tells us that there are odors that most of us cannot detect.

Maya has never taken a bath, at least on purpose.

She once fell into the swimming pool, but she did not enjoy it and has never repeated the experience. Nor does she like her feet washed.

Our imperfect noses do not detect an objectionable odor emanating from Maya, except for flatulence.  Doberman flatulence is a story for another time.

We do not test on animals

We test on humans. Maya confirms that humans have offensive odors that are eliminated by using deodorme.

de•odor•me may eliminate your need to bathe

Our human subjects have gone for a week at a time without bathing. No complaints from anyone.

Save water

Many places in the world suffer from water shortages. Excessive showering/bathing is a habit, not a necessity.

A healthy skin biome protects you from harmful organisms.

A biome is the community of microorganisms that inhabit every square inch of your insides and outside. Harsh detergents and antiperspirants harm your healthy bacteria. Don't poison them. Your immune system has made peace with them. Let them act as a first line of defense against harmful invaders.

Support healthy odor-free perspiration

Perspiration is necessary for health. It helps keep your body temperature normal. When you perspire, your bacteria can grow too quickly and consume components of healthy sweat. It's their waste products that stink! de•odor•me doesn't kill your healthy bacteria. It just changes their diet and slows the population explosion.

image of maya the doberman

Keep the Fur

It's attractive to the opposite sex, healthy, and increasingly stylish.

Being Old is Elegant. Smelling Old is not.

Learn why some old people may have a different type of odor.

The Great Wall of China

Built to keep the stink out.

Body Odor can be Genetic

Find out if "de • odor • me" will fix it.

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